Hey, hey, hey, hey Bran... Brando... Lemme... lemme tell you a lil' somethin'

  • Was taught to tame wild boars by his great-uncle at the age of three.
  • Often lies about his childhood.
  • Is incessantly hungry. Usually for food.
  • Is the only member of the TWC willing to use an Earthbound character in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
  • Was a primary reason for the weekly "Tuesdays With Carter," which are now conducted on Wednesdays.
  • Was always overshadowed by the ever-charismatic Pump King.
  • Had a habit of punching sharks when he was five.
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